These days I just can’t seem to stay cool. I don’t mean that in the sense that I’m not a “hip” person anymore, although that’s certainly true. Admittedly I’m actually pretty strange these days. Peace Corps does that to you after a while. I talk to myself a lot, and try to make friends with the cats that live on my stairs, and my personal hygiene habits leave a lot to be desired. I looked up the Billboard Top 10 songs playing in the USA right now and I’ve only heard of one artist. I wear the same outfit for several days in a row, and my clothes are usually dirty and already have holes in them. I spend most of my time with old ladies who feel bad for me that I’m not married and playing kids in never-ending rounds of UNO. My hobbies are finding new ways to eat chickpeas and reading as many books as I can get my hands on.
But I digress. Being “cool” in this sense doesn’t matter to me anymore. What really matters is staying “cool” in the temperature sense, which has become the biggest struggle I face each day. Last week the temperature gauge in town flashed an alarming 53° C, and while I’ve always been inclined to believe this sign overstates things a bit… we’re still talking in the vicinity of 127° F.
Here are my tips for staying cool in the Sahara (when you don’t have A/C, are fasting for Ramadan, and don’t have a freezer):
1. Buy a fan(s)
And lay on the tile in the darkest room in your house.
2. Buy a mumu
The rule of thumb with clothes around here is loose and long. I used to tease my grandma a lot about how unfashionable mumus are, but like I said… these days I don’t care.
This is a lot easier if you aren’t fasting 16 hours a day for Ramadan. I’m drinking five liters of water a day (during break fast time), minimum.
4. Take a shower
5. Reconcile with the fact that you are going to get nothing done during the day
6. Flip your schedule
Save all of your important work for the evening, when you’ve had something to eat and the temperatures have cooled off. These days I go to sleep around 4am, after the first call to prayer, and sleep until the afternoon.
7. Wear a wet scarf around your head outside
This isn’t just a fashion trend in the Middle East and North Africa.
8. Sleep on the roof
9. Dream about cold things
10. Make curtains
And by curtains I mean I hung up a towel over my window that faces the sun, but that’s the same thing right?
11. Go to some place with A/C
I like to hang out at the post office. They think I like to check my mail a lot.
12. Use a cold cloth on your face
(And drink a smoothie.)
13. Sleep with wet sheets
They’ll be dry again before you wake up.
14. Embrace the fact that you are sweating uncontrollably (and so is everyone else)
15. Remember that tomorrow is one day closer to the end of summer
Thanks to my friend Alina, for the photos I used in this post! (Obviously not the selfies…)